This collapsable cup will make it look like you're just caffeinating when in reality you're doing everything in your power to keep from telling people how you really feel.
$18 on Amazon

"Sorry, I just need to step into the other room to take this call." This fake phone flask holds 4.5oz and is your answer to getting out annoying family conversations.
$29.99 on Amazon

Impress your religious relatives by getting drunk on the holy spirit.
$22.99 on Amazon

Okay, I know it's almost winter time, but you can come up with some story about how your doctor says that you need sunscreen.
$11.98 on Amazon

"What a beautiful bracelet" you'll vaguely remember people saying after wearing this 3.5 oz wrist flask.
$21.77 on Amazon

It's kind of ironic since cameras are intended to preserve memories, but at least you'll get to disappoint everyone that there weren't any photos actually taken of your holidays.
$15.99 on Amazon

With this 13 oz (!!!) fake umbrella flask, you'll never have to be dry again.
$15.99 on Amazon

What? It's milk. This is how they sell it at the store now. You seriously haven't seen them selling milk like this at the store yet?
$9.99 on Amazon

This clip-on 8 oz flask comes in 13 different colors. Everyone is going to be so impressed.
$24.95 on Amazon

This is the year you pretend that you care about your appearance.
$18.50 on Amazon

Put these bad boys in the shower and no one will give them a second thought. They even come with adhesive press seals so they'll appear to be brand new if someone checks! Genius!
$14.99 on Amazon